Ta-Da! Ere i am again.. Where else but… Inferno! Haha.. My frenz are so cute. Part of me wished I could play their games, but I know I’m damn lousy & dun like those games! Juz listenin to them ganging up on each other, and plannin their cheeky strategies, i could laugh.. hehe.. I can even remember their Dota language & terms coz they’re always talkin talkin bout it.. Crystal Maiden la, Leech King la, Dagon la, Ultimate.. n bla bla bla… =) Not bad eh?
Woke up late dis morning, 10! Rushd rushd rushd, was suppose to be at Mayz’ by 11.30! YH and I went get the cake at Bakers Cottage, Toffee Banana! Damn nice! Sumthin like Secret Recipe’s Chocolate Banana, mayb better also! hehe.
Went Carrefour to buy drinks & Whipped Cream *evil grin* to revenge on all his notty doings to other ppl’s birthdays! Muahaha!
By the time we got thr, it was already 12. Murphy, AJ, Jon was already thr..
Waitd waitd.. Then we hid in Mayz room when we saw Betty (his car) arrived.. He May & Mike went up to Mayz’s brother’s room (to burn cds, konon)
Then.. SURPRISE!!! =) =) He was so stunned.. Hehe.. Surprised.. Yah, 3 days earlier =) Hope he liked it.. And thennn.. Heh heh heh.. Let the wrestle begin!
Whipped cream flying evrywhr, looks like hair moose all over his hair and face.. haha! Whacko frenz.. Happy Early Birthday ya! =) ((huggzz))
YH Ken & I then went to meet CS for lunch at Taipan.. Silly ppl juz know how to crack jokes as usual =)
While parting from both of them, was juz thinkin to myself bout how close i was with de KK gang, feel so belonged. Miss the feeling. Ken, Sean, Me, Eric, CS, etc.. Where we would meet up almost everyday.. Haha, really laughed my ass off everyday back then.. Oh well, life goes on! =)
Then.. Ere I am! Hmm.. Oh yah. results are out! And oh my gooodness!!! Miracles do happen!! =) =) *relieved* Dun hv to worry nemore! Yippiee!!!
K, may my life be more chirpier!! Gunbound, ere i come.. Haihseh~~~~
-=z~may=-
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Came across dis email…
Should try this some day… =P
ANGER MANAGEMENT
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don’t take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don’t know.
I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I’d forgotten to make. I found the number and dialled it. A man answered, saying
"Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?"
Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f**in number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn’t believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn’s correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the ‘wrong’ number again.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled " You’re an a###hole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word ‘a###hole’ next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I’d call him up and yell, " You’re an a###hole!" It always cheered me up.
When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic ‘a###hole’ calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from the Telstra. I’m calling to see if you’re familiar with our Caller ID Program?"
He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone.
I quickly called him back and said, "That’s because you’re an a###hole!"
One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I’d been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first a###hole ( I had his number on speed dial,) I thought that I’d better call the BMW a###hole, too. I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"
"Yes, it is", he said. "Can you tell me where I can see it?" I asked.
"Yes, I live at 34 Mowbray Blvd, in Vaucluse. It’s a yellow house, and the car’s parked right out in front."
"What’s your name?" I asked.
"My name is Don Hansen," he said.
"When’s a good time to catch you, Don?"
"I’m home every evening after five."
"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"
"Yes?"
"Don, you’re an a###hole!" Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.
Now, when I had a problem, I had two a###holes to call.
Then I came up with an idea. I called A###hole #1.
"Hello."
"You’re an a###hole!" (But I didn’t hang up.)
"Are you still there?" he asked.
"Yeah," I said.
"Stop calling me," he screamed.
"Make me," I said.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"My name is Don Hansen."
"Yeah? Where do you live?"
"A###hole, I live at 34 Mowbray Blvd, Vaucluse, a yellow house, with my black Beamer parked in front."
He said, "I’m coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers."
I said, "Yeah, like I’m really scared, a###hole," and hung up.
Then I called A###hole #2. "Hello?" he said.
"Hello, a###hole," I said.
He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are…"
"You’ll what?" I said.
"I’ll kick you’re a###," he exclaimed.
I answered, "Well, a###hole, here’s your chance. I’m coming over right now."
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 34 Mowbray Blvd, Vaucluse, and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover. Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in Mowbray Blvd, Vaucluse.
I quickly got into my car and headed over to Mowbray. I got there just in time to watch two a###holes beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead police helicopter and a news crew.
NOW I feel much better. Anger management really works…
=D